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ashley's the nice one

from sin of the summer by isaac quatorze

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we got 3 couples
different as can be
they're funny in that sarcastic way
they're in their mid-20s
well-dressed and sexy
and they all share this big house in l.a.

first we have ashley
and her husband jim
they're trying hard to make ends meet
he's unemployed
so she's paying for him
while he tries to get back on his feet
jim's got this
real bitchy mother
we'll get somebody famous as her
this mother-in-law
treats ashley like garbage
and that's where all the humour will occur

cause ashley's the nice one
jim is the lazy one
but they live together
and we'll be on the air forever

then the second couple
bobby and jill
they cheat on each other a lot
jill's got a mean streak
and she's very competitive
she likes to take what she hasn't got
bobby plays football
professional league
he's a looker and he's arrogant too
jill has slept with half his team
and he with the cheerleaders
thus hilarity will ensue

cause bobby's the jock one
jill is the catty one
but they live together
and we'll be number one forever

couple number 3
that's dee and ron
she drinks all the time
he's a moron
that's not even counting
their gay neighbour gene
i swear it's the funniest 22.5 minutes you've ever seen

cause dee is the drunk one
ron is the stupid one
but they live together
and they'll be on the air forever

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from sin of the summer, released February 9, 2015

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